I almost forgot about this website
Nov. 25th, 2008 | 12:11 pm
All relevant information related to myself can be found at www.myspace.com/thelinebeginstoblur
Get well soon Enki....didnt know about the shit you were dealing with till sean said something on newsreal.
Sean, if you are coming to this site going "who the fuck is this guy" ..........just ask James about me. I was his unofficial bothersome cohost on Rantspeak......Smokey was his official.....Smokehouse mearly tolerates me because i work with Mark 'Rizzn" Hopkins (former host of the Mark and Darrell Show.........of which i was a news correspondent and roundtable guest for a while).....
Also, really like periods as spaces apparently....
To the rest of you.....um.......hey there, long time no chat. Im getting married next year. Considering coming to BC to meet everyone for the honeymoon.
-Jon
Get well soon Enki....didnt know about the shit you were dealing with till sean said something on newsreal.
Sean, if you are coming to this site going "who the fuck is this guy" ..........just ask James about me. I was his unofficial bothersome cohost on Rantspeak......Smokey was his official.....Smokehouse mearly tolerates me because i work with Mark 'Rizzn" Hopkins (former host of the Mark and Darrell Show.........of which i was a news correspondent and roundtable guest for a while).....
Also, really like periods as spaces apparently....
To the rest of you.....um.......hey there, long time no chat. Im getting married next year. Considering coming to BC to meet everyone for the honeymoon.
-Jon
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Wow.......long time no post
Jul. 7th, 2007 | 07:53 pm
Its been 82 weeks since ive used this blog.....
Ill start to change that.
-Jon
Ill start to change that.
-Jon
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Cthulhu Fthagn!
Dec. 10th, 2005 | 01:07 am

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I rescued
catch_the_fire from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I fed
elusiveshoe to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (300 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Pinion_Blue
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
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You cant take the sky from me.....
Nov. 11th, 2005 | 01:27 am
mood:
peaceful
music: Hawthorne Heights - Niki FM
A very special someone in my life a year or so back, gave me a song that i thought was perfect for my feelings for her, and in turn i dedicated a completely different anthem to her....one that i had held dear to my heart for a long time.
Today, I heard one of those songs.
Edwin McCain's "Ill Be" played over the loudspeaker system at work today.
The rest of my day was happy, because the entire time, i thought about her.
And now, Edwin McCain's "Ill Be"
The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful,
Stop me and steal my breath.
Emeralds from mountains thrust toward the sky
Never revealing their depth.
Tell me that we belong together,
Dress it out with the trappings of love.
I'll be captivated,
I'll hang from your lips,
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
Rain falls angry on the tin roof
As we lie awake in my bed.
You're my survival, you're my living proof.
My love is alive not dead.
Tell me that we belong together.
Dress it out with the trappings of love.
I'll be captivated,
I'll hang from your lips,
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
I've been dropped out, burned up, fought my way back from the dead.
Tuned in, turned on, remembered the things that you said
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
You know who you are.
Every word i said tonight was true
Cry, but cry tears of joy
and when heartache hits you and you cant take the pressure alone
Rest assured...
That I will be....your crying shoulder.
If my heaven is on earth, my heaven is with you.
Words are not enough my dear.....words are not enough.
_end
Today, I heard one of those songs.
Edwin McCain's "Ill Be" played over the loudspeaker system at work today.
The rest of my day was happy, because the entire time, i thought about her.
And now, Edwin McCain's "Ill Be"
The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful,
Stop me and steal my breath.
Emeralds from mountains thrust toward the sky
Never revealing their depth.
Tell me that we belong together,
Dress it out with the trappings of love.
I'll be captivated,
I'll hang from your lips,
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
Rain falls angry on the tin roof
As we lie awake in my bed.
You're my survival, you're my living proof.
My love is alive not dead.
Tell me that we belong together.
Dress it out with the trappings of love.
I'll be captivated,
I'll hang from your lips,
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
I've been dropped out, burned up, fought my way back from the dead.
Tuned in, turned on, remembered the things that you said
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
You know who you are.
Every word i said tonight was true
Cry, but cry tears of joy
and when heartache hits you and you cant take the pressure alone
Rest assured...
That I will be....your crying shoulder.
If my heaven is on earth, my heaven is with you.
Words are not enough my dear.....words are not enough.
_end
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We smell like Evergreens.......
Oct. 25th, 2005 | 11:01 pm
music: MC Chris - Evergreen
on the first day of xmas my dealer gave to me
a bag of shrooms and some lsd
we snuck into the park to steal some xmas trees
but the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
we're all fucked up on smirnoff eggnogg
we crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
you give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
we'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
we're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
get in fights gettin drunk cuz we're bad kids
our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
we're the closest thing to suburban gangstas
cold air's what we breathe our vests have no sleeves
it's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
we smell like evergreens
all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay
even though my nose is runny get the honey's cuz I'm Money
but I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
with my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
you see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
put the back seat down and I take yer ass to tree town
yer daughter's givin me the eye
so I am givin her a ride
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
as long as I get all up in her tights
all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay
a bag of shrooms and some lsd
we snuck into the park to steal some xmas trees
but the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
we're all fucked up on smirnoff eggnogg
we crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
you give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
we'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
we're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
get in fights gettin drunk cuz we're bad kids
our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
we're the closest thing to suburban gangstas
cold air's what we breathe our vests have no sleeves
it's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
we smell like evergreens
all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay
even though my nose is runny get the honey's cuz I'm Money
but I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
with my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
you see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
put the back seat down and I take yer ass to tree town
yer daughter's givin me the eye
so I am givin her a ride
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
as long as I get all up in her tights
all I want for xmas is my two front teeth
and some mistletoe all up in this piece
maybe a girl that's free of disease
and while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of g's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
know yer daddy hates me it's drivin ya crazay
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I just want something, i can never have......
Oct. 18th, 2005 | 12:26 am
mood:
thoughtful
Each dot represents a piano stroke. a moment in time where all is subtle and nothing is taken for granted.
Weve lost the moment.
Make your mind an open source client, work with it to understand the beauty behind the eyes
I wont let you fall apart
What is random isnt random at all
I wont let you fall apart
Look deeper, find the hidden meaning in all things
I wont let you fall apart
Love is easy, if someone shares it with you
I wont let you fall apart
Make sense of it all, before it jams your senses
I was like you
Before everything else
I am becoming
Hardened
Lost
Trapt
Blind
I am Becoming
.....a shadow
_end
Weve lost the moment.
Make your mind an open source client, work with it to understand the beauty behind the eyes
I wont let you fall apart
What is random isnt random at all
I wont let you fall apart
Look deeper, find the hidden meaning in all things
I wont let you fall apart
Love is easy, if someone shares it with you
I wont let you fall apart
Make sense of it all, before it jams your senses
I was like you
Before everything else
I am becoming
Hardened
Lost
Trapt
Blind
I am Becoming
.....a shadow
_end
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(no subject)
Oct. 13th, 2005 | 10:58 pm
i like being all emo in livejournal......LJ is the butt of all emo jokes so im just being super freakin literal
I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
/gonna die from cabin fever
//more slashes
///hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon
////fridays comercials crack me up
/////i have a crush on a neat girl from far away
I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
/gonna die from cabin fever
//more slashes
///hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon
////fridays comercials crack me up
/////i have a crush on a neat girl from far away
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(no subject)
Oct. 12th, 2005 | 06:15 pm
Wow, a bunch of people i know are assholes
i could get you a really nice spoon so you can eat my ass.....
meh, oh well.
i need to do something, call me. you can pay and we will do something.
/brokejon
//mini-post
///need to post more often
////slashes are fun
i could get you a really nice spoon so you can eat my ass.....
meh, oh well.
i need to do something, call me. you can pay and we will do something.
/brokejon
//mini-post
///need to post more often
////slashes are fun
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Hi, i havent posted in this in a long time....
Oct. 11th, 2005 | 01:23 pm
Im sorry, but all this lovey-dove crap has me down. I cant help but think that somewhere in the world there is the right girl for me, but currently everyone else is getting the attention they deserve.....(or that they dont deserve) and im stuck here being fucking miserable.
At what point did whatever deity decide that the work i do isnt good enough, and that i dont deserve to be happy, to be happy with someone else, for US to be happy.
Karma isnt working out the way i want it to.
better yet
Karma isnt working out the way it should.
"YOURE INTO DEPRESSION!
CAUSE IT MATCHES YOUR EYES!"
/command:life:quit
At what point did whatever deity decide that the work i do isnt good enough, and that i dont deserve to be happy, to be happy with someone else, for US to be happy.
Karma isnt working out the way i want it to.
better yet
Karma isnt working out the way it should.
"YOURE INTO DEPRESSION!
CAUSE IT MATCHES YOUR EYES!"
/command:life:quit
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(no subject)
Apr. 30th, 2005 | 05:08 pm
1) What's the best time of day to bake a pie?
Actually it is at 4:30 PM, the pie can then be cooled at a normal rate by the ending of the major days heat from the sun. the open window also provides a cooling breeze that helps to cool it completely.
2) You're a guy, age old question: Boxers or briefs?
Boxers, circulation is key
3) What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
Four Days, Thirteen Hours, Fourty-Two Minutes and Sixteen Seconds
4) How many pets do you have?
Two Dogs, Skippy and Wiz
5) Where do you want to be *right* now?
At the coffee shop with a good friend
Actually it is at 4:30 PM, the pie can then be cooled at a normal rate by the ending of the major days heat from the sun. the open window also provides a cooling breeze that helps to cool it completely.
2) You're a guy, age old question: Boxers or briefs?
Boxers, circulation is key
3) What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
Four Days, Thirteen Hours, Fourty-Two Minutes and Sixteen Seconds
4) How many pets do you have?
Two Dogs, Skippy and Wiz
5) Where do you want to be *right* now?
At the coffee shop with a good friend
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thoughts....before work
Apr. 1st, 2005 | 11:23 pm
mood:
rejuvenated
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy!"
im very comfortable.....and will be.....for quite a long time
end_of_line
/jtw
im very comfortable.....and will be.....for quite a long time
end_of_line
/jtw
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Mechanics On Overdrive
Mar. 22nd, 2005 | 12:51 am
mood:
blah
music: Silverchair - My Favorite Thing
one bolt runs from the elbow down
steel held together by unkempt intentions
would you crank another out of the factory
too many robots not enough time
marching to the beat of an atari on mute
wonder how long it will be before you notice
on your street and in your town
the mechanical animals are taking over
Buying all the abstract art and going to all the shows
filling up the void with useless scarfs and lipgloss for all
the machines infest your mall and your centre
over-consuming on all the wants and never the needs
the machines are marching one by one
they will make you one of them soon
these monsters arent made of the metal you know
their flesh is like yours, but the soul is made of iron
They just keep coming, useless utensils and starbucks on ice
support your scene they say as they infest the landscape
multicolored hair and tattered clothes doesnt make you better
learn how to be yourself no matter what the weather....
anybody get the inner meaning.....
steel held together by unkempt intentions
would you crank another out of the factory
too many robots not enough time
marching to the beat of an atari on mute
wonder how long it will be before you notice
on your street and in your town
the mechanical animals are taking over
Buying all the abstract art and going to all the shows
filling up the void with useless scarfs and lipgloss for all
the machines infest your mall and your centre
over-consuming on all the wants and never the needs
the machines are marching one by one
they will make you one of them soon
these monsters arent made of the metal you know
their flesh is like yours, but the soul is made of iron
They just keep coming, useless utensils and starbucks on ice
support your scene they say as they infest the landscape
multicolored hair and tattered clothes doesnt make you better
learn how to be yourself no matter what the weather....
anybody get the inner meaning.....
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What have we learned kids.....
Mar. 19th, 2005 | 10:50 pm
http://illwillpress.com/
Moral of this Story: Never let squirels babysit. They will de-baby you.
Tired. Work Night two of three moments away from beginning. When my credit job picks up, i wont have to work at this vile place anymore and i can sit at home and waste my days like i used to.
Check Comes this week, may do something with jackie if she wishes. I have to ask first. Because my nature makes me polite
Yeah, ill do that......like i have anything to do with the money anyways. Might as well spend it on friends.
I have come to the conclusion that i may or may not be too nice for my own good. It may backfire one day.
Saturday Night Live isnt what it used to be...
_jon
Moral of this Story: Never let squirels babysit. They will de-baby you.
Tired. Work Night two of three moments away from beginning. When my credit job picks up, i wont have to work at this vile place anymore and i can sit at home and waste my days like i used to.
Check Comes this week, may do something with jackie if she wishes. I have to ask first. Because my nature makes me polite
Yeah, ill do that......like i have anything to do with the money anyways. Might as well spend it on friends.
I have come to the conclusion that i may or may not be too nice for my own good. It may backfire one day.
Saturday Night Live isnt what it used to be...
_jon
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Recommended Media for the week
Mar. 18th, 2005 | 11:35 pm
mood:
energetic
music: Nine Inch Nails - Getting Smaller
here is some new stuff for you to "obtain" this week
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand that Feeds
The Dissociatives - Somewhere Down the Barrel
Postal Service - Be Still my Heart
Pauly Shore is Dead DVD
The Incredibles DVD
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Playstation 2
Mega Man Anniversary Collection Gamecube
Steamboy - Limited Theater Release
Check that stuff out......this will be my radio show for the time being until i can fix the upload problem.
Details in xanga...
http://www.xanga.com/thelinebeginstoblu r
there is a Meaning of Life style post there from a week or so ago. I highly recommend that as well if you want a good post from me.
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand that Feeds
The Dissociatives - Somewhere Down the Barrel
Postal Service - Be Still my Heart
Pauly Shore is Dead DVD
The Incredibles DVD
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Playstation 2
Mega Man Anniversary Collection Gamecube
Steamboy - Limited Theater Release
Check that stuff out......this will be my radio show for the time being until i can fix the upload problem.
Details in xanga...
http://www.xanga.com/thelinebeginstoblu
there is a Meaning of Life style post there from a week or so ago. I highly recommend that as well if you want a good post from me.
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Burn my knees and pray.......
Jan. 7th, 2005 | 04:59 am
mood: creative
music: Silverchair
Emotion Sickness by Silverchair
Erupt again ignore the pill
And I won't let it show
Sacrifice the tortures
Orchestral tear cash-flow
Increase delete escape defeat
It's all that matters to you
Cotton case for an iron pill
Distorted eyes
when everything is clearly dying
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and
E-motion sickness
Addict with no heroine
E-motion sickness
Distorted eyes
when everything is clearly dying
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and pray
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and pray
[All my friends say]
Get up get up get up get up
Get up get up get up
Won't you stop my pain
E-motion sickness
[To idle with an idol]
Addict with no heroine
Good things will pass
It helps with excess access
Lessons learnt
E-motion sickness
[Lost no friendship]
[Corrosive head pollution]
Lessons learnt
Erupt again ignore the pill
And I won't let it show
Sacrifice the tortures
Orchestral tear cash-flow
Increase delete escape defeat
It's all that matters to you
Cotton case for an iron pill
Distorted eyes
when everything is clearly dying
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and
E-motion sickness
Addict with no heroine
E-motion sickness
Distorted eyes
when everything is clearly dying
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and pray
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and pray
[All my friends say]
Get up get up get up get up
Get up get up get up
Won't you stop my pain
E-motion sickness
[To idle with an idol]
Addict with no heroine
Good things will pass
It helps with excess access
Lessons learnt
E-motion sickness
[Lost no friendship]
[Corrosive head pollution]
Lessons learnt
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slightly more later 365 day celebration time....or...."New Years"
Dec. 27th, 2004 | 01:40 pm
mood:
calm
music: Tweaker - Ruby
So Christmas was decent. Amongst the clamering for more money to pay bills and the fact that my fathers boss is a fucking cheapskate. I still got exactly what i wanted.
One thing..
The Ultimate Matrix Collection
Thats right, its all i needed. I got a book and a dvd player too....but the Matrix Collection was the one thing i wanted for christmas and i got it.
MMMMMM! Ten discs of green code goodness....
so another holiday has passed, and with it has come a great wind of death, destruction, and mayhem. And a little bit of that Non-Denominational Holiday spirit everyone(everyone=like 7% of the population) enjoys
For those offended by displays of the baby jesus in a rugged shanty/barn or to those pissed off by a christmas tree in the middle of the mall. I have this to say to you....
If your offended by plaster models from thousands of years ago or pine trees with bells and lights on them......you dont want to meet me because im sure that basically anything i do would not only offend you, but send you into a state of comotose from which you shall most likely never return.
A kid, about 12 years old, comes into the store and checks out our rack full of Nintendo Wristbands. She points to the Game Over wristband and asks her mother "hey would you get this for me?" The mother replies....
"Why would you want that, are you a devil worshipper now?"
A devil worshipper? for wanting a Nintendo Wristband with a cute little mushroom that has a cartoon skull on its head.....
What in the hell?
This is what our society has come to, because these are the same people who want you to remove your Nativity displays and your Christmas trees....
I leave you with that thought
Dont forget, New Years (aka slightly more later 365 day celebration time) is just around the corner....
_jtw
One thing..
The Ultimate Matrix Collection
Thats right, its all i needed. I got a book and a dvd player too....but the Matrix Collection was the one thing i wanted for christmas and i got it.
MMMMMM! Ten discs of green code goodness....
so another holiday has passed, and with it has come a great wind of death, destruction, and mayhem. And a little bit of that Non-Denominational Holiday spirit everyone(everyone=like 7% of the population) enjoys
For those offended by displays of the baby jesus in a rugged shanty/barn or to those pissed off by a christmas tree in the middle of the mall. I have this to say to you....
If your offended by plaster models from thousands of years ago or pine trees with bells and lights on them......you dont want to meet me because im sure that basically anything i do would not only offend you, but send you into a state of comotose from which you shall most likely never return.
A kid, about 12 years old, comes into the store and checks out our rack full of Nintendo Wristbands. She points to the Game Over wristband and asks her mother "hey would you get this for me?" The mother replies....
"Why would you want that, are you a devil worshipper now?"
A devil worshipper? for wanting a Nintendo Wristband with a cute little mushroom that has a cartoon skull on its head.....
What in the hell?
This is what our society has come to, because these are the same people who want you to remove your Nativity displays and your Christmas trees....
I leave you with that thought
Dont forget, New Years (aka slightly more later 365 day celebration time) is just around the corner....
_jtw
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For someone awesome....
Nov. 23rd, 2004 | 01:00 am
mood:
calm
music: Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence"
Hello Sarah....
This entry is specifically for you
<3 u
_jtw
This entry is specifically for you
<3 u
_jtw
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The column is called.....things you can do with your anus....
Nov. 17th, 2004 | 08:52 am
mood: indescribable
The list of Things Tremp Rezmo(aka Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails) IS NOT DOING right now
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not watching a VHS copy of Mr. Destiny, starring Jim Belushi and Linda Hamilton.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not having the Reebok logo shaved into his back hair.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not bidding on a Hello Kitty™ quartz wrist watch on eBay.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not playing nude shuffleboard with Hulk Hogan.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not snorting crushed Tic-Tacs in a jacuzzi.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not reading this page.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not concerned about the sick among the pure.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not off-handedly commenting to Alan Moulder about a dream he had recently in which he was raped by a squid.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not thinking of adding an accordion melody to his new song, "Fart in a Jar".
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not preparing Leg of Lamb for his dinner guests, Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not mourning the death of culinary legend Julia Child.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not delivering a keynote speech at the Republican National Convention.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not actively exercising his Seventh Amendment rights.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not feeding on the entrails of innocent children.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not shouting obscenities in Mandarin at a terrified temp secretary at Interscope's corporate headquarters.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not actively searching for a cure to herpes
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not sueing Microsoft "for the whole halo thing"
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not getting the words "CS IZ 4 NEWBS!!1111" Tattoed on his ass
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not writing a "dont get shived in prison" letter to Martha Stewert
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not getting the recommended daily amount of vitamin B12.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not the drummer for AC/DC.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not saying the following things:
"And a good day to you too, Mr. Durst"
"I wish I wasn't so tall"
"You guys go on ahead, I've got more work to do here"
"Four more years!"
"Smooth jazz"
"What's your opinion, Atticus?"
"Good enough"
"Deadline"
"It's hilarious how Meathead always misspells my name"
"Let's use good cover art this time"
"I trust you"
"Grab that camera and take some pictures of me for the website"
"My fans are cool"
"I should smile more"
"Watch your language"
"I wonder if Doom 3 is any good"
"In Jesus' name, Amen"
"I love Linus!"
"Sure, I'd be happy to give an interview"
"Bone Thugz N Harmony"
"Where are the keys to my truck?"
"Where is my black shirt?"
"Fuck David Bowie"
"Get that beer out of here"
"But i cant play Gamecube right now, i have to get the album done"
"Lighten up"
"No, that would take too long"
"Working lunch"
"I have to get up early tomorrow"
"Phish broke up?!"
"Just a second, I'm updating my blog"
"Ashton Kutcher is God"
"Finally! The record is done!"
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not watching a VHS copy of Mr. Destiny, starring Jim Belushi and Linda Hamilton.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not having the Reebok logo shaved into his back hair.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not bidding on a Hello Kitty™ quartz wrist watch on eBay.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not playing nude shuffleboard with Hulk Hogan.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not snorting crushed Tic-Tacs in a jacuzzi.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not reading this page.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not concerned about the sick among the pure.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not off-handedly commenting to Alan Moulder about a dream he had recently in which he was raped by a squid.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not thinking of adding an accordion melody to his new song, "Fart in a Jar".
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not preparing Leg of Lamb for his dinner guests, Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not mourning the death of culinary legend Julia Child.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not delivering a keynote speech at the Republican National Convention.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not actively exercising his Seventh Amendment rights.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not feeding on the entrails of innocent children.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not shouting obscenities in Mandarin at a terrified temp secretary at Interscope's corporate headquarters.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not actively searching for a cure to herpes
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not sueing Microsoft "for the whole halo thing"
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not getting the words "CS IZ 4 NEWBS!!1111" Tattoed on his ass
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not writing a "dont get shived in prison" letter to Martha Stewert
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not getting the recommended daily amount of vitamin B12.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not the drummer for AC/DC.
At this very moment, Tremp Rezmo is not saying the following things:
"And a good day to you too, Mr. Durst"
"I wish I wasn't so tall"
"You guys go on ahead, I've got more work to do here"
"Four more years!"
"Smooth jazz"
"What's your opinion, Atticus?"
"Good enough"
"Deadline"
"It's hilarious how Meathead always misspells my name"
"Let's use good cover art this time"
"I trust you"
"Grab that camera and take some pictures of me for the website"
"My fans are cool"
"I should smile more"
"Watch your language"
"I wonder if Doom 3 is any good"
"In Jesus' name, Amen"
"I love Linus!"
"Sure, I'd be happy to give an interview"
"Bone Thugz N Harmony"
"Where are the keys to my truck?"
"Where is my black shirt?"
"Fuck David Bowie"
"Get that beer out of here"
"But i cant play Gamecube right now, i have to get the album done"
"Lighten up"
"No, that would take too long"
"Working lunch"
"I have to get up early tomorrow"
"Phish broke up?!"
"Just a second, I'm updating my blog"
"Ashton Kutcher is God"
"Finally! The record is done!"
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Putting all the vegetables away, that you bought at the grocery store today...
Nov. 14th, 2004 | 04:38 am
mood:
discontent
music: Postal Service - Randomization...
.....It goes fast......you think of the past...
..Suddenly everything has changed
Im starting to wonder if ill ever meet the right person, ive gone so long without a significant other that i really only half remember what affection is.....
Not to mention that if i dont get out of this house for something other than errands and work.....my head may just, as Strong Bad put it, "Asplode"
heh....StrongBad is one funny dude, im buying his DVD's next week
"Dont wake me, i plan on sleeping in...."
_jon_thomas_wilson_
..Suddenly everything has changed
Im starting to wonder if ill ever meet the right person, ive gone so long without a significant other that i really only half remember what affection is.....
Not to mention that if i dont get out of this house for something other than errands and work.....my head may just, as Strong Bad put it, "Asplode"
heh....StrongBad is one funny dude, im buying his DVD's next week
"Dont wake me, i plan on sleeping in...."
_jon_thomas_wilson_
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Do you think they are trying to tell me something???
Nov. 12th, 2004 | 06:57 am
mood:
amused
music: The Postal Service - Clark Gable
Ok i thought all that was coincidence.....but then i took another quiz that i found on someone else's LiveJournal...
Seriously, someone is trying to set me up...
